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PostSubject: Re: Dont Come To S.A for the Soccer   Sat 27 Feb 2010, 5:05 pm

A man walks into a bar,
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PostSubject: Re: Dont Come To S.A for the Soccer   Sat 27 Feb 2010, 5:40 pm

theres an edible underwear convention being held there,

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PostSubject: Re: Dont Come To S.A for the Soccer   Sun 28 Feb 2010, 1:32 am

Lmao Idiot !
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PostSubject: Re: Dont Come To S.A for the Soccer   Mon 01 Mar 2010, 8:04 am

hahaha, idiot.

okay have to ask are there peach flavor underwear??? or should we just have you lick me in the script???


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PostSubject: Re: Dont Come To S.A for the Soccer   Mon 01 Mar 2010, 4:31 pm

Yes . Follow the script to the letter. Spread the script. lol
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PostSubject: Re: Dont Come To S.A for the Soccer   Tue 02 Mar 2010, 7:31 pm

the word of the day is legs, help spread the word............

right, (I thought we were turning this into the script)



the aroma of peaches hit the room and all the lines, strawberry, blueberry, boysenberry, raspberry formed one long line for peaches.
Natureboi was happy because there was no waiting in the dingleberry line.

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PostSubject: Re: Dont Come To S.A for the Soccer   Wed 03 Mar 2010, 7:07 am

lol, yu seem to really good at this you guys!!! i am impressed ... this low budget porn movie sounds like its actually gonna be a hit! Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Dont Come To S.A for the Soccer   Wed 03 Mar 2010, 7:23 am

Seem being the theme here peaches,,,,, get on the dance floor it's a direct hit ! lol
hows it going over there ? hope it stays true and you 2 and kids are ok . if you need anything we are happy to help. c n d.
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PostSubject: Re: Dont Come To S.A for the Soccer   Wed 03 Mar 2010, 8:02 am

A hit?

It will be "whackalicious"

People will get a big "bang" out of it.

a "stroke" of genious

people will come back to see it again.

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PostSubject: Re: Dont Come To S.A for the Soccer   Wed 03 Mar 2010, 9:27 am

Mwah Mutant, its going okay here.....no i stand corrected ... here sucks .... we doing okay. Its just sad to see such a beautiful Country go down the drain! Got a full time nanny to be with the kids (my 15 year old son is not happy about this) all the time ... rather be safe than sorry. Our house now has a brand new alarm, so should feel safe there.....now its only to get to work and back without any cops stopping us. They stopped another citizen, arrested him on the spot because his frikken reverse light on his car only came on when the gentleman put his car in to reverse, yeah i know....a bunch of idiots (no offence idiot) Most of them so corrupt and crooked you stand a better chance facing a group of terrorists. Hubby is working late a lot nowadays.....so cracked out my 357 ... took a few shots and yep i still have it ... so for now we are fine thank you for asking ... still getting the hell out of here though. Started with the forms already ... just not sure if its easier to get a job first and then a visa or get a visa then a job?

Idiot sounds like you got this thing all mapped out in your head already? MMM would you like to have my director chair...at least then i can get back to waxing my ummmmm errrrm for lack of a nicer word "peach"

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PostSubject: Re: Dont Come To S.A for the Soccer   Wed 03 Mar 2010, 9:39 am

THE BELOW LINK IS NOT FOR SENSITIVE VIEWERS


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LapFW3vr7HE

Have a look at this if you really want to see what its like here .... some of this footage is old but no more than a year old ... so dont believe the comments below. And no its not like this all the time everywhere but bet you gonads that it is happening daily. As for the police in this clip ... well all i can say is they are still trying .... its the metro police in this country that have said many times said they are above the law, /god help anyone that stands between them and what they want. (sigh)

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PostSubject: Re: Dont Come To S.A for the Soccer   Wed 03 Mar 2010, 4:15 pm

Look's great Peach, love that old world charm. lol not.
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PostSubject: Re: Dont Come To S.A for the Soccer   Fri 19 Mar 2010, 2:49 pm

Im on my way my fair PEACH Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Dont Come To S.A for the Soccer   Sat 20 Mar 2010, 7:30 pm

MMM has the gun got a long barrel,,,, im thinking ???
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PostSubject: Re: Dont Come To S.A for the Soccer   Fri 09 Apr 2010, 5:58 am

Hey Peach !! you still alive over there ?
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PostSubject: Re: Dont Come To S.A for the Soccer   Tue 04 May 2010, 12:13 pm

hey guys, miss you ALL!
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PostSubject: Re: Dont Come To S.A for the Soccer   Tue 29 Jun 2010, 1:15 pm

fook, i got a pulse Mutant....so good so far Smile how you all doing?

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PostSubject: Re: Dont Come To S.A for the Soccer   Thu 15 Jul 2010, 5:46 am

I am a little upset at the fact that nobody actually saw how shitty the situation here is.....i mean two months before SWC our President went on TV telling SA to behave itself during the SWC. This morning i see a President of another Country saying how wonderful it is here.

Now that the SWC has passed and everything is back to the way it used to be. Load shedding is back....theft, rape and murder doubled and then we told to stay positive....can somebody please tell me how one is to do that???

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PostSubject: Re: Dont Come To S.A for the Soccer   Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:32 pm

Dont worry Peachy, the dark side of the picture was told by the responsable media here. But the comercial crap tv and radio avoided the issue as i expecter they would. that place is all fucked up. i had some Irish and French people staying with us for 2 months to work on the cotton harvest and out of the two places they diddnt want to go for safty reasons was SA. Take care and leave as soon as you can. ps One of my daughters has a SA teacher this year.
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PostSubject: Re: Dont Come To S.A for the Soccer   Fri 16 Jul 2010, 7:51 am

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I am a little upset at the fact that nobody actually saw how shitty the situation here is.....i mean two months before SWC our President went on TV telling SA to behave itself during the SWC. This morning i see a President of another Country saying how wonderful it is here.

Now that the SWC has passed and everything is back to the way it used to be. Load shedding is back....theft, rape and murder doubled and then we told to stay positive....can somebody please tell me how one is to do that???

maybe they should pipe vuvuzelas over loudspeakers all around the city.

you know how it is, the more blowing that is going on, the happier people can be Very Happy affraid

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PostSubject: Re: Dont Come To S.A for the Soccer   Wed 21 Jul 2010, 6:46 pm

Sa v Oz sat nite !!!!!!!!!! note to self, buy beer and retain control of the remote, ban kids from the tv room,, watch game in the nude with wife. Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Dont Come To S.A for the Soccer   Thu 22 Jul 2010, 4:23 am

Note to self,,,, dont go whale wtching in SA. The buggers try and jump in the boat. Is there anything safe in SA Peach? oh and ps,, this is a bit spooky. I was looking at the pics you put up the other week when i noticed Eds shirt,, the blue stripped one. Nearly fell off my chair! I have the exact same shirt only in long sleaves! Shocked Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Dont Come To S.A for the Soccer   Thu 22 Jul 2010, 5:53 am

nothing safe in SA......its about as safe has shagging a two Rand whore...bare back...so yip ... nothing safe here lmao What a Face

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PostSubject: Re: Dont Come To S.A for the Soccer   Wed 18 Aug 2010, 6:44 pm

Hows the strike going? Power to the people!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Dont Come To S.A for the Soccer   Fri 03 Sep 2010, 7:24 am

fook, the one with the teachers and medical staff etc still not over ...people being turned away from hospitals and the staff that are there are forced into joining the strike...got the army in to help at the hospitals....had to yank my kids out of school a few times due to the intimidation etc!!! can you believe they actually set the fookin play ground alight.....mmmm only in SA!!!

Now the next strike has started with the petrol stations etc....they march up and down the streets stopping traffic and causing havoc....there isnt anything anyone can do except stay far away from them...the strikes seem to be getting more and more violent though...so sort of scary

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