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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Thu 04 Jun 2009, 1:26 am

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Cookin a friend of mine ,and me to, have discovered that we are the hardest and hornyest at precisely 10.15 am.
Smoko time.And no its not the 500lb smoko van bitch who buys her dress material by the acre and only sells food that can and will cause an early death.
Sorry i digress, 20 mins is not enough time to eat and race one into the wifes in box.
What should i do Cookn??????
Hungry n horny.

Mutant...I am afraid I am unsure as to what you may be asking here? Have you been smokin some of Hots weed? Smile
How can i "get my rocks off" and eat food in 20 mins.Clearly if i could not get a feed and a root in thhe allocated time, a sesson with hots stash would make me all soft and mushy.mmm and hungery.lol
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Thu 04 Jun 2009, 7:55 am

OHHHHHH ok...no smokin the wacky tabacky.........until after you get your "rocks off" then once you do, smoke a doobie, the cravings while follow soon after LMAO!!!!!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Tue 09 Jun 2009, 2:30 am

damn cookie i need your help....i had my hand in the cookie and my fingers got stuck...i thought i covered all the bases...lube, soft music, wine....now how do i get my hand out of the cookie jar and still get the cookie....cookie???
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Tue 09 Jun 2009, 7:51 am

Well my nickname aint "cookie" for nothing girl...............take your hand that is currently caught in the cookie jar, reach in further, grab the cookie, and withdraw your hand slowly and carefully, kinda almost stealth like.....NO ONE will notice..........hehehheheee

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:46 pm

I broke my dick doing the piledriver sex move....any advice on how to make it heal Shocked Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:18 am

DUST!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:24 am

Hi Cookin, me again, yes my sex life is a chore for me to.
I met this girl and she wants to "suck my alls"
What ever does she mean?
ps, shes a low talker too.
said something about you meeting her at the butchers.
Lol lmao
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:21 am

hey cookie ...me again i lost a bra!!!!! any ideas on where i put it?? hope it wasnt used as a bird feeder again
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:11 am

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Hi Cookin, me again, yes my sex life is a chore for me to.
I met this girl and she wants to "suck my alls"
What ever does she mean?
ps, shes a low talker too.
said something about you meeting her at the butchers.
Lol lmao

suck your alls or BALLS>.........slow talker could be a good thing, especially if she is slow at all things regarding her mouth What a Face meeting me? huh!!!!!! Well let her know Im in the back locker freezer, and hurry its frickin COLD!!!!! Surprised

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:12 am

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hey cookie ...me again i lost a bra!!!!! any ideas on where i put it?? hope it wasnt used as a bird feeder again

Ohhhhhh hun I haven't a clue, but I'll tell you what you can borrow mine (takes my bra off)!!!!!!! bird feeder?????ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! Your a nut! Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:55 pm

geek thanks cookie..... i knew youd have the awswers
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:52 am

Your welcome!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:13 pm

Hey Cookin,

Hope you have this answer for me.....It has been puzzling my mind for a while now!

Does a hard on count as personal growth?

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Thu 18 Jun 2009, 4:49 pm

ROTFLMAO........

Well........at the moment of the "hard-on" I would say it does INDEED!!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Tue 23 Jun 2009, 2:30 am

hot would benefit with a little personal growth within her
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Tue 23 Jun 2009, 6:30 am

Cookin would too.....(damn kids) Wink..........Hot I think I found your bra under my bed Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Tue 23 Jun 2009, 6:48 am

damit, i could do with a little personal growth period...dont have to be within me...or with in my reach...just a little is that to much for a girl to ask for??? maybe i should invest in a soya "personal growth"

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Wed 24 Jun 2009, 7:42 am

LOLOLOL^^^^^^^

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:32 pm

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damit, i could do with a little personal growth period...dont have to be within me...or with in my reach...just a little is that to much for a girl to ask for??? maybe i should invest in a soya "personal growth"
i would like a little personal growth !!
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Wed 01 Jul 2009, 7:08 am

I would like to see Reeper's personal growth again Wink

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Sat 04 Jul 2009, 9:58 pm

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I would like to see Reeper's personal growth again Wink
Anytime babe just say the word Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Sun 05 Jul 2009, 5:11 am

I would like to see Reeper's personal growth ...period!!!! Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Mon 06 Jul 2009, 7:06 pm

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I would like to see Reeper's personal growth ...period!!!! Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Fri 10 Jul 2009, 7:09 am

Bras under beds,,, personal growths,,,rubbing it???? thats my dream!
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:07 am

Hey cookie!!!! great news I found my missing bra!!!! YAY hot rite??? wrong.... how do i tell the boys that super cool double barrell sling shot belongs to me?? it will surely ruin all their summer fun, you should see how far those melons fly!!!
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