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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Tue 12 May 2009, 7:29 am

Well its all very good for you but im not worried about my small penis,,,,,,,
We spilt the rice!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Tue 12 May 2009, 7:31 am

LMAO......ahhhhhhhh poor Mutant, let me ask you this....has Madam complained?

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Tue 12 May 2009, 7:31 am

cookin ,,,,,,,,,great work me lady. oi
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Tue 12 May 2009, 9:03 am

Your welcome Smile hehhehehehe

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Fri 15 May 2009, 2:07 am

Cookie...my question is this...sometimes my nipples get hard...very hard and there is nothing i can do about it. I dont mind you see,but they do this at the worse possible time....please doll i could really use your expet advice on how to control the high beams cyclops
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Fri 15 May 2009, 6:51 am

Well if this happens most times in public...I would suggest to maybe pad your bra with toilet paper to avoid the poking out of the T-shirt, there is nothing worse them seeing a bunch of old men, staring at your chest and watching drool run down their chins and that odd grunt they make, kinda scary...actually perhaps you ought to just stay in, near your gun Smile LOLOL

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Mon 18 May 2009, 3:58 am

oh cookie your the best queen
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Thu 21 May 2009, 12:15 am

Dear Doctor Sex.Wellits the big 4 way weekend and i havent told our guests i have broken ribs and i can only move at sloth speed, and that includes my sperm too.
If i video the sexy parts and play them back to my guests at a faster speed they will think im a stallion but ill have to groan in a very deep voice so we dont sound like chip monks on play back.
How do i get the others to groan and moan in extasy in a deep voice without them getting sus about my request?
Your pal mutant in slo mo.
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Fri 22 May 2009, 8:04 pm

LMAO!!!!!!!

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Ok well tell your "friends" your doing a horror flick with a twist...you know kinda make those evil laughing sounds, just explain the deeper the groan the scarier, I hate to tell you to lie, HOWEVER, its either that or they will know the truth EEKKKKKKKKKK

Happy Holidays Babe
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Sun 24 May 2009, 9:02 pm

We did it! It was great fun and all involved had a hoot. my steamboat willy let me down a bit but after all the consumption i wasnt surprised.and my ribs were a constant sidetrack. the next time we do it i will be 100%. thanks cookin. your a star and so are your tits.mut
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Sun 24 May 2009, 10:43 pm

For some reason after everytime i cum one of my CD's or DVD's wont work.....Help me miss cookin!
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Tue 26 May 2009, 8:08 am

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For some reason after everytime i cum one of my CD's or DVD's wont work.....Help me miss cookin!

What sounds like a big problem could be solved with a roll of that heavy duty plastic you can buy at your local Home Improvement store, just lay it out where your cum seems to fly everywhere....let me know if this works, did wonders on containing my rain from cumming in my house! Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Tue 26 May 2009, 9:32 am

ANOTHER QUESTION HELP! i have seen over 3/4 of these people nude....AM I WHORE!? Embarassed
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Tue 26 May 2009, 9:38 am

Yes babe.....Im afraid you are and NOW that you mention it the 3/4's of the rest of us are TOO!!!! affraid

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Wed 27 May 2009, 2:59 am

Cookie have you ever heard of a gag reflex? What is it? Please explain it to me...thanks doll
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Wed 27 May 2009, 7:41 am

Gag reflex??? Is when something of a larger nature is down your throat causing this gaging your referring too, most times there is not much to prevent it, unless you relax and practice makes perfect! Wink

What exactly hun is causing this gag reflex?????

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Wed 27 May 2009, 8:41 am

I think its from trying to take on too much out of lustfull greed. cyclops
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Wed 27 May 2009, 8:53 am

LOLOLOL^^^^^^

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Thu 28 May 2009, 7:39 pm

Cookin a friend of mine ,and me to, have discovered that we are the hardest and hornyest at precisely 10.15 am.
Smoko time.And no its not the 500lb smoko van bitch who buys her dress material by the acre and only sells food that can and will cause an early death.
Sorry i digress, 20 mins is not enough time to eat and race one into the wifes in box.
What should i do Cookn??????
Hungry n horny.
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Thu 28 May 2009, 11:40 pm

Cookin!!! a real good friend of mine gets drunk and when she is drunk and on webcam with me she starts sucking on objects to make me blush! i use to really want to date her and still do BUT HER BOYFRIEND IS ABOUT TO ASK HER TO MARRY HER!? Do i be naughty back or do I be the good one like i was tonight and tell her she needs to go to bed?
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Tue 02 Jun 2009, 2:39 pm

man cookie do you know of any good rechargeable batteries???? im sooo tired of them cutting out rite when......oh i need to go to the confession page....
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Tue 02 Jun 2009, 2:41 pm

car batteries work!
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Tue 02 Jun 2009, 2:59 pm

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Cookin a friend of mine ,and me to, have discovered that we are the hardest and hornyest at precisely 10.15 am.
Smoko time.And no its not the 500lb smoko van bitch who buys her dress material by the acre and only sells food that can and will cause an early death.
Sorry i digress, 20 mins is not enough time to eat and race one into the wifes in box.
What should i do Cookn??????
Hungry n horny.

Mutant...I am afraid I am unsure as to what you may be asking here? Have you been smokin some of Hots weed? Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Tue 02 Jun 2009, 3:00 pm

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man cookie do you know of any good rechargeable batteries???? im sooo tired of them cutting out rite when......oh i need to go to the confession page....

I keep my battery charger near by at all times.you know the big automotive kind...just be careful that the prongs don't pinch OUCH!!!!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Tue 02 Jun 2009, 3:01 pm

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Cookin!!! a real good friend of mine gets drunk and when she is drunk and on webcam with me she starts sucking on objects to make me blush! i use to really want to date her and still do BUT HER BOYFRIEND IS ABOUT TO ASK HER TO MARRY HER!? Do i be naughty back or do I be the good one like i was tonight and tell her she needs to go to bed?

YES............YES..............YES Very Happy

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