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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:47 pm

Mutant............this lady friend of yours which began the white goo episode is tru in stating "bum" area, it does seem that some ladies like "bum sex"...or maybe they ment bum sex with mum.........however the goo and immediate reaction from the tight shorts is all perfectly normal, I would say at this point, just go with it......But forget the "mum" part Wink

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:49 pm

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oh cookie you are the only one who can help.....you see i like this guy......hes very sexy.....but i cant seem to get his attention....please send me some tips to have him look my way...thanks cookie Very Happy

Oh Hot hun.......here is what Cookin has done in the past.......get naked, and drape some HAWT lights on you Smile....ORRRRR be a rude, crazy, looney toons BEEEATCH, that may win him over as well, both methods have worked for me LMSAO (right Idiot Wink )

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:04 pm

Hey...Alot people talk about "phone sex" but i dont get it...
Do they make that BIG phones??
Where can i buy those?
Is it nice?
How does it work?????
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:53 am

cookin
I have not sex with my wife almost 3 years Crying or Very sad
that is fuckin to long time without sex
I dont want cheat her but I'm become frustrated
What I can to do to get some pussy from her.
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Sat 25 Apr 2009, 4:13 pm

Can't wait for the answer ... i never know which end of the phone to use ????

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Hey...Alot people talk about "phone sex" but i dont get it...
Do they make that BIG phones??
Where can i buy those?
Is it nice?
How does it work?????
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Sat 25 Apr 2009, 6:42 pm

chessster wrote:
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I have not sex with my wife almost 3 years Crying or Very sad
that is fuckin to long time without sex
I dont want cheat her but I'm become frustrated
What I can to do to get some pussy from her.
Get some white shorts.lol
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:57 pm

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chessster wrote:
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I have not sex with my wife almost 3 years Crying or Very sad
that is fuckin to long time without sex
I dont want cheat her but I'm become frustrated
What I can to do to get some pussy from her.
Get some white shorts.lol

LMAO muty!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Tue 28 Apr 2009, 7:28 am

Yes the tighty whities would probably work, they do seem to do wonders for Mutant, but you could try drugging her and getting your sex that way? I know its not as fun with out a willing participant, but would get this so-called pussy you so desire and yearn for Wink

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:42 am

hey muty i know where you lost your watch Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Tue 28 Apr 2009, 3:33 pm

Hey Cookin...What about my Q????I NEEEED to know..the phone keeps ringing...
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Tue 28 Apr 2009, 3:37 pm

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Hey Cookin...What about my Q????I NEEEED to know..the phone keeps ringing...


Oh shit sorrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee....DON'T ANSWER IT!!!! hurry switch to vibrate and lube it up......it won't hurt too much!!!!!! Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Wed 29 Apr 2009, 3:27 am

Lube??Hurt??Switch??
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Wed 29 Apr 2009, 7:38 am

LOLOLOLOL yes....switch, Lube, Hurt is the order!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Wed 29 Apr 2009, 8:27 am

Thanks Doc! Im meeting girls and even talking to some of them.
One even gave me her phone number, but when i call she keeps asking for my credit card details.Whats with that i wonder ?
Oh well ill keep you posted.
Your duty of care. Muty.
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:27 am

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Thanks Doc! Im meeting girls and even talking to some of them.
One even gave me her phone number, but when i call she keeps asking for my credit card details.Whats with that i wonder ?
Oh well ill keep you posted.
Your duty of care. Muty.

Well babe the credit card info is because it is A spank my monkey for 3.99 a minute PHONE SEX...its NOT FREE babe...your wifey should be able to spank it cheaper Wink..your very welcome on the advise, and yes please keep me updated....How many whitey tighties have you gone through now? Wink

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Sun 03 May 2009, 2:04 am

Cookie i need your help...i just got a new skirt and it looks all sweet and all nobody wants to play .....and i wanna play......please help
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Sun 03 May 2009, 3:00 pm

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Cookie i need your help...i just got a new skirt and it looks all sweet and all nobody wants to play .....and i wanna play......please help

Is it green???LMFAO..........ahhhhhhhh give em' time, they are just scared!!!!!! Or you could just ditch the skirt!! Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Mon 04 May 2009, 12:45 am

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hey muty i know where you lost your watch Very Happy
Dam batterys gone dead in it. too much vag steam i think.
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Mon 04 May 2009, 8:59 am

Next time your at the store Mutant....might wanna stock up on em' Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Tue 05 May 2009, 4:49 pm

ok Cookie heres one for you do you think its wise to cyber do it on the first cyber date? and cant you catch a virus from that?
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Wed 06 May 2009, 7:00 am

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ok Cookie heres one for you do you think its wise to cyber do it on the first cyber date? and cant you catch a virus from that?

Usually cybering the first time can BE acceptable, just depends on the individuals involved, the virus you speak of, I went to see Mr. McAfee before my first session, he fixed me all up. A girl can never be to careful Wink.....Have fun and don't forget to keep the armor suit near, JUSTTTTT in case it warrants a quick dress-change Smile Surprised tongue

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Thu 07 May 2009, 1:11 pm

ok cookie your the best...thanks you sooo much
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Thu 07 May 2009, 2:12 pm

Your very welcome HOTSIE....please keep me updated on the progression of things Wink

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Tue 12 May 2009, 2:45 am

COOKIN!!!! Some people want to visit us and have ,,, what they call a forsome.
What do they mean?
We have known them for a long time and i have rooted her in a pantry but we spilt the rice.
HER husband is hot and he has a large member,,,, he wants to put it in madam and i want to watch.
? will madam still love me after having such a larger than me pole to dance with?
will i still be able to satisfy her vaginal needs?
you can see my problem.
Small dick mutant.
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Tue 12 May 2009, 7:17 am

A foursome I believe you speak about is a full swap of partners! As far as madam receiving the other husbands "larger member" than yours......Here is what Cookin has always said...."A cock is a COCK" its all in how you use it. Your dick will fit just as fine, after a larger one. Think about it.....madam had children? yes....well a child is waaaaaaaaay bigger of a "member" than your concerned about with the "neighbor".....So no worries hun, have fun...watch, video tape, and maybe share the video with us, so we can watch too SmileSmile

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