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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Sun 11 Jul 2010, 11:47 am

mmmm....clone men... Razz mmmm enough to make any girl excited. i have a a solution to that....get a playmate couple...that way the girls can ummmm entertain....each other while the boys get to rechage themselves....only works in a certain lifestyle though... Embarassed


did i just say that out loud

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Sun 11 Jul 2010, 12:26 pm

why do I think that peachys clone man would be a lesbian lol, but his anatomically correct tool would be everlasting plastic.

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:40 pm

fook if i have said it once i have said it a thousand times...i dont do soya!!!! no plastic for me...and why would i need a lesbian if i could have ummmmm a husband and a wife??? What a Face

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:24 pm

Husband and wife here !! Ready for action! Idea Mmm, i havent played with South African pussy since 1988 outside the Harold Park hotel. Ahh i rember it well.
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Tue 13 Jul 2010, 1:23 pm

okay gps co-ordinates to "harold park hotel" please Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Tue 13 Jul 2010, 1:57 pm

I'll take GPS coordinates to your g spot lol

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Thu 15 Jul 2010, 5:26 am

isnt it more fun if you spend sometime looking for it?

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:25 pm

Good point Peachy,, opps ive forgotten what i was looking for.mmm Idea
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Fri 16 Jul 2010, 7:55 am

didnt mean I would get there immediately, just hate to disappoint by never locating it.

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:04 pm

the who spot.
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Thu 22 Jul 2010, 6:23 am

fook, does it really matter....as long as you hitting or should i say tapping any spot???

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Thu 22 Jul 2010, 7:33 pm

WHAT.........WHAT..................What I'd miss?........ I want to tap something!!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Thu 22 Jul 2010, 8:53 pm

I remember when chris rock said guys are always looking for new pussy, while ladies say if we had two more inches of dick we would find new pussy at home.

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Thu 05 Aug 2010, 5:33 am

you know ...whether you a few inches short makes no difference....girth is a different questions though....besides you boys have hands and a mouth...so i am sure if you are all coming up short in the inches make use of your hands and mouth Wink trust me...us girls love it!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Thu 05 Aug 2010, 8:16 am

girth.....lol, if you cant hit the sides, hang on with both hands lmao.

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Fri 06 Aug 2010, 6:09 am

hahaha....fook you knew what i meant!!!

Okay i have another question for you all, how do you know that you should be attending sex addict classes or something like that??? I was told by my hubby that i am addicted to sex....fook he says that like its a bad thing!!! bounce is there such a thing as to much sex???

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Fri 06 Aug 2010, 8:03 am

not for the ladies.

But if you are already a sex addict, why do you need to go to class, seems like he needs to go to school to learn how to keep up with you. lol

I'm surprised he wouldnt be worried about you finding fuck buddies when you went to class, I mean a room full of people that crave sex, sounds like an orgy to me.

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Sat 07 Aug 2010, 12:01 pm

Very true....partly why we became lifestylers. Orgy!!! OMG i would of died and gone to heaven!!!


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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Sat 07 Aug 2010, 8:46 pm

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hahaha....fook you knew what i meant!!!

Okay i have another question for you all, how do you know that you should be attending sex addict classes or something like that??? I was told by my hubby that i am addicted to sex....fook he says that like its a bad thing!!! bounce is there such a thing as to much sex???
boys like variety! we are easly board with the same pussy.
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Wed 11 Aug 2010, 3:27 pm

ummmmmm mutant not the answer i was looking for but none the less i shall post a reply.....hubby gets a variety hence our lifestyle!!! should hubby ever tell me he is bored with my ummmmm peach...i would have no choice to kick him in the gonads

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Thu 12 Aug 2010, 4:22 am

I have to read books on the side to keep up with The Lady Truen.........
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Fri 13 Aug 2010, 6:50 am

reading books to keep up might work but i would rather put it all to the test in person....hat way it is way more fun and at least i get a little more action Wink

okay boys....boobs, ass or legs....whats your preference????

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Fri 13 Aug 2010, 7:13 am

Cant beat a good Ass in my book. But having said that im a big fan of Boobs.
Oh and ps,, Legs are for sliding along. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Fri 13 Aug 2010, 8:27 am

I have always been a fan of boobs, love bottom cleavage on a half shirt almost more than top cleavage since women with A cups have been using the estrangling push up bras to show some skin that make them look deformed, but the internet almost ruins that since they are not as forbidden as before.


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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Sat 14 Aug 2010, 10:32 am

lmao....... well then i suppose its a good thing i got an ass and boobs and can slide my legs too!!!

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