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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Fri 16 Oct 2009, 7:52 am

it does if you pull it in a consistent motion and let it slip out of your hands

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:48 am

Hey Cookin! When i see nude girly bits i get all excited in my pant region. Is this normal or should i run up and tell the girl at the counter about my condition? It only happens when im in the porno section of my local store,,, when im in the other sections nothing happens to my pants. Yours confused ,Mutant. Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:53 am

AHHHHHH Mutant, this is all perfectly normal, I would only tell the girl at the counter if she were HAWT!

Perhaps spending your whole day in the porno section would make for a wonderful....pants popping day Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:54 am

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it does if you pull it in a consistent motion and let it slip out of your hands


You speak of experience Idiot Wink

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Fri 23 Oct 2009, 1:48 am

Cookie are there any problems associated with a woman getting tooo wet during sex?
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Sat 31 Oct 2009, 5:31 pm

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Cookie are there any problems associated with a woman getting tooo wet during sex?
OMG she said WET again !! AWHOOOOOOOOO AhHHHHHHHH
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Sun 01 Nov 2009, 6:21 am

Hot as long as you not drowning...i think its all good babes Wink Personally i like "wet" makes things a little more interestinng

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Sun 01 Nov 2009, 11:11 am

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Cookie are there any problems associated with a woman getting tooo wet during sex?

From a male point of view......................... just if we have to sleep on the wet spot.

From natures point of view................... he'd sleep with his head there.

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Sun 01 Nov 2009, 3:30 pm

do men snore because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock? What a Face

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Mon 02 Nov 2009, 3:36 am

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do men snore because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock? What a Face
Pure Gold!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Fri 13 Nov 2009, 8:22 am

LMFAO Peachy!!!!! Where are you babes.............????

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Wed 02 Dec 2009, 12:47 am

LMTO Peachy!!!!!! the secret is out!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Wed 02 Dec 2009, 12:48 am

So how many times must a gal give head b4 the ego swells? or is it the other way around?
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:38 pm

Just 1 time Hot, Im afraid Sad

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Sun 14 Mar 2010, 7:33 am

you lot are lucky we are so un-complicated in that dept, ,, now where do you want me to put it this time? lmao. love ya girls,,,, have a good day.
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Fri 19 Mar 2010, 2:47 pm

Mutant.......How about you and Madam get naked and meet me in the cellar' Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Fri 19 Mar 2010, 5:42 pm

Yay ,, nude wine tasting,,, my favorite. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Sat 20 Mar 2010, 9:34 pm

Take photos................................... Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Mon 22 Mar 2010, 1:34 pm

Truen....could you join me too please Wink

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:01 am

Any time love.......... Would be my pleasure to taste wine in the raw with you.................... Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Fri 09 Apr 2010, 6:02 am

Yeh Baby im up for anything !! lol . id love to be a fly on the wall
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Tue 29 Jun 2010, 1:25 pm

hey i got one...they say that sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world....it doesnt work for me.....am i doing something wrong???

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Fri 02 Jul 2010, 6:36 pm

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hey i got one...they say that sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world....it doesnt work for me.....am i doing something wrong???

naw...... You just require more................ Your a nympho, remember!!!!!! clown
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Sat 03 Jul 2010, 12:49 pm

lol, aha truen very wise answer!!! Edd's back tonight so maybe i can get a good nights sleep Wink

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Sat 10 Jul 2010, 5:38 am

sex wakes Ds up,,, Puts me to sleep tho. she needs a clone me to keep her busyas i sleep!
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