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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Tue 18 Aug 2009, 1:47 am

Wear a t-shirt that says "if you stare at them long enough they might do a trick" Dont know if it will stop them staring at your titties but at least it will be as funny as hell!!! Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Mon 24 Aug 2009, 7:29 am

LOL Peachy........frickin' great advise................Poor Hot, such a damn curse to have big titties hUH Wink

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Tue 06 Oct 2009, 12:34 am

oh i dont mind being "cursed" jus as long as i can lick em Twisted Evil ill jus have to make the best of it
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Tue 06 Oct 2009, 4:08 am

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ok laidies heres my problem.......without putting my tits on my head how do i get guys to look at my eyes when we talk?
Aim higher Hot, It is only natural for us blokes to notice your tits. Its not natural to stare at them. Infact if anyone cant look you in the eye when talking to you ,, both male and female , they are shallow excuses for humans i find. Love mutant.
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Tue 06 Oct 2009, 12:17 pm

Gee...I wish I had a problem with girls STARING at my crotch. But since that ain't happenin' anytime soon...

Get a tee shirt with eyes on it mayber? Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Tue 06 Oct 2009, 12:23 pm

Mmmmm or you could just flash them the girls...that way you would of "killed the cat" that got them curious in the first place....warning....this could make them want to reach out and touch them though Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Tue 06 Oct 2009, 11:26 pm

I want to reach out and touch something..... Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Wed 07 Oct 2009, 2:27 am

Ahhh....such a tease....darman!!!

Razz

Mind you...there are rather a few things that i would just love to reach out and touch Embarassed cant help it!!! It part of my genetic make up! Exclamation

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Wed 07 Oct 2009, 10:15 am

cookin i need some advice from a pro
how many times a day is it appropriate for me to jackoff on my camera in a day front of god and everybody in the ck chatroom
i don''t wanna wear out my welcome there ya know
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Wed 07 Oct 2009, 10:31 am

hotnsweet
i know you're asking the ladies hot but all ya had to do was ask your ol pal nature
listen up now this is an old family secret my female relatives have used for centuries
they break out the daisy razor and shape their eyebrows in a triangular fashion
coincidently due to severe injuries they all have one glass eye
which is also handy cause they can pop it out on command
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Wed 07 Oct 2009, 11:02 am

LOL Nature.........I would jack off as much as you need and can............we LOVE cum flying cam shows XOXOOX

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Thu 08 Oct 2009, 9:58 am

we? who pray tell is we?
you ever stop to think of the lack of character it takes to jack the fuck off in front of a whole chatroom?
i wouldn't wanna associate w/ that kind of loser myself anyway, i know the girls that do unimagiinables in there on there cams are sort of entertaining but i certainly don't wanna deal w/ the bimbos
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Thu 08 Oct 2009, 10:26 am

Bimbo's i thought all men "loves" bimbo's Neutral

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Thu 08 Oct 2009, 10:48 am

not this one peaches, i like intelligent discerning women like you
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Fri 09 Oct 2009, 10:26 am

Mwah boi, you such a sweethear! Razz could just eat you up.

Ok now for a serious question...when in a meeting with my boss he leans back in his chair and sort of scratchs/ rolls / moves his ... ummmm errrm gonads...rite there infront of me??? WTF Shocked i used to be able to ignore it pretty well but lately my eyes are like a magnet to his crotch...what would be the best thing to say should he eva catch me havin a peek??? (blush) Or do i tell him that playing with his toys at work are not acceptable???

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Fri 09 Oct 2009, 7:43 pm

natureboi wrote:
not this one peaches, i like intelligent discerning women like you
Is this tell me a lie thread ??
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Fri 09 Oct 2009, 7:48 pm

hotnsweet wrote:
ok laidies heres my problem.......without putting my tits on my head how do i get guys to look at my eyes when we talk?
Only talk to gay's ,other that that it ain't gona happen hun
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Fri 09 Oct 2009, 11:47 pm

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Mwah boi, you such a sweethear! Razz could just eat you up.

Ok now for a serious question...when in a meeting with my boss he leans back in his chair and sort of scratchs/ rolls / moves his ... ummmm errrm gonads...rite there infront of me??? WTF Shocked i used to be able to ignore it pretty well but lately my eyes are like a magnet to his crotch...what would be the best thing to say should he eva catch me havin a peek??? (blush) Or do i tell him that playing with his toys at work are not acceptable???
i think it would be appropiate for you to ...not get caught peeking or ask him which American baseball team hes trying out for, they adjust alot....on national television!!!!! dont they know America is watching?
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Fri 09 Oct 2009, 11:55 pm

is it perverted to dance naked all alone in your basement?
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Sat 10 Oct 2009, 12:11 am

Yes it is,,, thats what's good about it. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Sun 11 Oct 2009, 4:25 am

Fook we dont mind if its perverted or not babes...just hook your cam up so we can have a little look tooo...pretty please!!! Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Sun 11 Oct 2009, 7:17 am

ohhhhhhh my so many questions to answer...and the answer is YES, yes..and OHHHH HELL YEAH!!!! Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Tue 13 Oct 2009, 11:13 am

my puter is lagging today does this mean i will have a longer orgasm?...delayed perhaps??
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Wed 14 Oct 2009, 6:54 am

LMAO.........It may, perhaps Hot..........especially if viewing a cam.it will be frozen.........mmmmmmmmmmmmm

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:25 pm

does pulling on a guys willie really make it longer??

(i saw a cartoon once where an elephant got his trunk pulled by an alligator....hence the elephants long trunk....jus wondering if theres a parallel here.)
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