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justpeachy

Posts : 391 Points : 3713 Reputation : 14 Join date : 2009-04-27 Age : 40 Location : South Africa
 | Subject: Re: Sex Advise LOL Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:31 pm | |
| lmao hot! shame babes let them play...they need the fun! _________________ One of us is thinking about sex......... O.K now it's two.
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"Auror"

Posts : 241 Points : 3547 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-04-20 Age : 52 Location : Huntley,Illinois
 | Subject: Re: Sex Advise LOL Sat 18 Jul 2009, 8:11 am | |
| lol... i like those super kool double barrel sling shots.... |
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CookinNlookin Admin
Posts : 1018 Points : 4371 Reputation : 20 Join date : 2009-04-15 Age : 48 Location : La La LAND
 | Subject: Re: Sex Advise LOL Wed 22 Jul 2009, 7:59 am | |
| I have a drawer full of those.......multi-use COOL idea! _________________ Cookin is a trophy wife.
For the guy that didnt finish in first place!!!LMHHAO "Say's Idiot!"
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hotnsweet

Posts : 469 Points : 3780 Reputation : 7 Join date : 2009-04-19 Age : 52 Location : ummm rite here
 | Subject: Re: Sex Advise LOL Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:48 am | |
| i have a question cookie...why do i get all warm inside when i lick an ice cream cone? |
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mutant

Posts : 337 Points : 3643 Reputation : 12 Join date : 2009-04-20 Age : 53 Location : australia
 | Subject: Re: Sex Advise LOL Mon 27 Jul 2009, 5:53 am | |
| - hotnsweet wrote:
- i have a question cookie...why do i get all warm inside when i lick an ice cream cone?
Yeh Cookin,, its puzzlin me to? But the mental image is working a treat! thanks Hotn , i owe u an icecream, ah hell one for everyone,,, but Nature boi has to wash his ,er , hands! thats what i ment to say. |
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CookinNlookin Admin
Posts : 1018 Points : 4371 Reputation : 20 Join date : 2009-04-15 Age : 48 Location : La La LAND
 | Subject: Re: Sex Advise LOL Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:38 am | |
| hmmmmmmmmmm I do too, get that "warm" fuzzy feeling.........Perhaps I may run a "controlled" test on this and get back with you ALL  _________________ Cookin is a trophy wife.
For the guy that didnt finish in first place!!!LMHHAO "Say's Idiot!"
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justpeachy

Posts : 391 Points : 3713 Reputation : 14 Join date : 2009-04-27 Age : 40 Location : South Africa
 | Subject: Re: Sex Advise LOL Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:36 pm | |
| WOOHOO, we all getting icecream's... Now cookin I have another question: I think i have a pornographic memory, do you think this could pose as a problem for me in future?  _________________ One of us is thinking about sex......... O.K now it's two.
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mutant

Posts : 337 Points : 3643 Reputation : 12 Join date : 2009-04-20 Age : 53 Location : australia
 | Subject: Re: Sex Advise LOL Fri 31 Jul 2009, 7:06 pm | |
| Yeh cookin!! And i want a copy of peachys memory bank. Can you get that for me? |
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justpeachy

Posts : 391 Points : 3713 Reputation : 14 Join date : 2009-04-27 Age : 40 Location : South Africa
 | Subject: Re: Sex Advise LOL Sat 01 Aug 2009, 5:52 am | |
| lol, mutant!!! I am more than willing to share it with ya  _________________ One of us is thinking about sex......... O.K now it's two.
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CookinNlookin Admin
Posts : 1018 Points : 4371 Reputation : 20 Join date : 2009-04-15 Age : 48 Location : La La LAND
 | Subject: Re: Sex Advise LOL Wed 05 Aug 2009, 7:20 am | |
| Sorry for the delay Peachy in response to your question, and the answer is absolutely NOT hun, you are of a lucky few blessed with such a GIFT  , and you should share it to those less fortunate, like perhaps IDIOT  _________________ Cookin is a trophy wife.
For the guy that didnt finish in first place!!!LMHHAO "Say's Idiot!"
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justpeachy

Posts : 391 Points : 3713 Reputation : 14 Join date : 2009-04-27 Age : 40 Location : South Africa
 | Subject: Re: Sex Advise LOL Wed 05 Aug 2009, 9:54 am | |
|  Idiot step into my office sugar plum  _________________ One of us is thinking about sex......... O.K now it's two.
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hotnsweet

Posts : 469 Points : 3780 Reputation : 7 Join date : 2009-04-19 Age : 52 Location : ummm rite here
 | Subject: Re: Sex Advise LOL Fri 07 Aug 2009, 1:29 am | |
| i like the way peachys mind works cookie, the other day i was bending over at the grocery store and ummmm my boob fellout of my bra, how does a girl recover gracefully after such a moment? |
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justpeachy

Posts : 391 Points : 3713 Reputation : 14 Join date : 2009-04-27 Age : 40 Location : South Africa
 | Subject: Re: Sex Advise LOL Fri 07 Aug 2009, 2:23 am | |
| i would of said "oh she is just havin a peek around" and popped her back in!!!  _________________ One of us is thinking about sex......... O.K now it's two.
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hotnsweet

Posts : 469 Points : 3780 Reputation : 7 Join date : 2009-04-19 Age : 52 Location : ummm rite here
 | Subject: Re: Sex Advise LOL Wed 12 Aug 2009, 3:40 am | |
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justpeachy

Posts : 391 Points : 3713 Reputation : 14 Join date : 2009-04-27 Age : 40 Location : South Africa
 | Subject: Re: Sex Advise LOL Wed 12 Aug 2009, 6:07 am | |
| hey when you have boobs it happens some time!!! besides you made that guys day!!!! he got to see booies free of charge  i doubt very much if he minded! _________________ One of us is thinking about sex......... O.K now it's two.
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CookinNlookin Admin
Posts : 1018 Points : 4371 Reputation : 20 Join date : 2009-04-15 Age : 48 Location : La La LAND
 | Subject: Re: Sex Advise LOL Wed 12 Aug 2009, 7:21 am | |
| Thanks Peachy......I would have said THE SAME thing!!!! Peachy has been hired as my assistant while I am away LMAO!!!!!!!! _________________ Cookin is a trophy wife.
For the guy that didnt finish in first place!!!LMHHAO "Say's Idiot!"
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justpeachy

Posts : 391 Points : 3713 Reputation : 14 Join date : 2009-04-27 Age : 40 Location : South Africa
 | Subject: Re: Sex Advise LOL Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:13 am | |
| lol.....yeah call me Dr. Ruth  _________________ One of us is thinking about sex......... O.K now it's two.
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CookinNlookin Admin
Posts : 1018 Points : 4371 Reputation : 20 Join date : 2009-04-15 Age : 48 Location : La La LAND
 | Subject: Re: Sex Advise LOL Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:56 pm | |
| Dr. Ruth,
What should I do if my "beloved" pink dildo rabbit has died????? _________________ Cookin is a trophy wife.
For the guy that didnt finish in first place!!!LMHHAO "Say's Idiot!"
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justpeachy

Posts : 391 Points : 3713 Reputation : 14 Join date : 2009-04-27 Age : 40 Location : South Africa
 | Subject: Re: Sex Advise LOL Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:27 pm | |
| Mmmmm serious matter indeed, process of elimination! A) Shake it really hard maybe a loose connection B) Try replacing the batteries C) Make a telephonic order with the closest adult store, to be delivered via fedex wrapped in brown paper as to not arouse any suspicion from the neighbours.  _________________ One of us is thinking about sex......... O.K now it's two.
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justpeachy

Posts : 391 Points : 3713 Reputation : 14 Join date : 2009-04-27 Age : 40 Location : South Africa
 | Subject: Re: Sex Advise LOL Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:30 pm | |
| (i say all of the above trying to impress my new boss)  _________________ One of us is thinking about sex......... O.K now it's two.
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19plus

Posts : 44 Points : 3340 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-04-19
 | Subject: Re: Sex Advise LOL Thu 13 Aug 2009, 4:11 am | |
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justpeachy

Posts : 391 Points : 3713 Reputation : 14 Join date : 2009-04-27 Age : 40 Location : South Africa
 | Subject: Re: Sex Advise LOL Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:26 pm | |
| lmao ... 19 Does have a point there!!! A) Also you dont need to check his batteries Cookin B) Loose connections is common among males ... but at least the hydraulics work perfectly c) lmao, if he gets delivered in brown paper it will attract loads of attention from your neighbours...but you could always just invite him over for dinner, nobody would blink an eyelid D) i do believe that 20 is a worthy ummmm errrrmmm cause  _________________ One of us is thinking about sex......... O.K now it's two.
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19plus

Posts : 44 Points : 3340 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-04-19
 | Subject: Re: Sex Advise LOL Sun 16 Aug 2009, 9:45 am | |
| From what i heard he is worthy. a)Need no batteries b)ALWAYS there for u c)Can help ur girlfriends too d)Ur hubby doesnt have to be home e)..................................................?? f)..................................................?? |
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justpeachy

Posts : 391 Points : 3713 Reputation : 14 Join date : 2009-04-27 Age : 40 Location : South Africa
 | Subject: Re: Sex Advise LOL Sun 16 Aug 2009, 10:46 am | |
| 19!!! stop blowing smoke up 20's ass already lmao!!! _________________ One of us is thinking about sex......... O.K now it's two.
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hotnsweet

Posts : 469 Points : 3780 Reputation : 7 Join date : 2009-04-19 Age : 52 Location : ummm rite here
 | Subject: Re: Sex Advise LOL Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:43 pm | |
| ok laidies heres my problem.......without putting my tits on my head how do i get guys to look at my eyes when we talk? |
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