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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:31 pm

lmao hot! shame babes let them play...they need the fun!

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Sat 18 Jul 2009, 8:11 am

lol... i like those super kool double barrel sling shots....
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Wed 22 Jul 2009, 7:59 am

I have a drawer full of those.......multi-use COOL idea!

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:48 am

i have a question cookie...why do i get all warm inside when i lick an ice cream cone?
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Mon 27 Jul 2009, 5:53 am

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i have a question cookie...why do i get all warm inside when i lick an ice cream cone?
Yeh Cookin,, its puzzlin me to? But the mental image is working a treat! thanks Hotn , i owe u an icecream, ah hell one for everyone,,, but Nature boi has to wash his ,er , hands! thats what i ment to say.
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:38 am

hmmmmmmmmmm I do too, get that "warm" fuzzy feeling.........Perhaps I may run a "controlled" test on this and get back with you ALL Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:36 pm

WOOHOO, we all getting icecream's...

Now cookin I have another question:

I think i have a pornographic memory, do you think this could pose as a problem for me in future?

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Fri 31 Jul 2009, 7:06 pm

Yeh cookin!! And i want a copy of peachys memory bank. Can you get that for me?
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Sat 01 Aug 2009, 5:52 am

lol, mutant!!! I am more than willing to share it with ya Twisted Evil

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Wed 05 Aug 2009, 7:20 am

Sorry for the delay Peachy in response to your question, and the answer is absolutely NOT hun, you are of a lucky few blessed with such a GIFT Wink, and you should share it to those less fortunate, like perhaps IDIOT Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Wed 05 Aug 2009, 9:54 am

Razz Idiot step into my office sugar plum Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Fri 07 Aug 2009, 1:29 am

i like the way peachys mind works
cookie, the other day i was bending over at the grocery store and ummmm my boob fellout of my bra, how does a girl recover gracefully after such a moment?
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Fri 07 Aug 2009, 2:23 am

i would of said "oh she is just havin a peek around" and popped her back in!!! Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Wed 12 Aug 2009, 3:40 am

LMTO peachy!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Wed 12 Aug 2009, 6:07 am

hey when you have boobs it happens some time!!!

besides you made that guys day!!!! he got to see booies free of charge Razz i doubt very much if he minded!

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Wed 12 Aug 2009, 7:21 am

Thanks Peachy......I would have said THE SAME thing!!!! Peachy has been hired as my assistant while I am away LMAO!!!!!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:13 am

lol.....yeah call me Dr. Ruth What a Face

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:56 pm

Dr. Ruth,

What should I do if my "beloved" pink dildo rabbit has died?????

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:27 pm

Mmmmm serious matter indeed, process of elimination!

A) Shake it really hard maybe a loose connection
B) Try replacing the batteries
C) Make a telephonic order with the closest adult store, to be delivered via fedex wrapped in brown paper as to not arouse any suspicion from the neighbours.


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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:30 pm

(i say all of the above trying to impress my new boss) What a Face

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Thu 13 Aug 2009, 4:11 am

D) Call me.
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:26 pm

lmao ... 19 Does have a point there!!! scratch

A) Also you dont need to check his batteries Cookin Very Happy
B) Loose connections is common among males ... but at least the hydraulics work perfectly Laughing
c) lmao, if he gets delivered in brown paper it will attract loads of attention from your neighbours...but you could always just invite him over for dinner, nobody would blink an eyelid alien
D) i do believe that 20 is a worthy ummmm errrrmmm cause Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Sun 16 Aug 2009, 9:45 am

From what i heard he is worthy.
a)Need no batteries
b)ALWAYS there for u
c)Can help ur girlfriends too
d)Ur hubby doesnt have to be home
e)..................................................??
f)..................................................??
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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Sun 16 Aug 2009, 10:46 am

19!!! stop blowing smoke up 20's ass already Razz

lmao!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Sex Advise LOL   Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:43 pm

ok laidies heres my problem.......without putting my tits on my head how do i get guys to look at my eyes when we talk?
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