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lmao hot! shame babes let them play...they need the fun!

lol... i like those super kool double barrel sling shots....

I have a drawer full of those.......multi-use COOL idea!

i have a question cookie...why do i get all warm inside when i lick an ice cream cone?

hotnsweet wrote:

i have a question cookie...why do i get all warm inside when i lick an ice cream cone?

Yeh Cookin,, its puzzlin me to? But the mental image is working a treat! thanks Hotn , i owe u an icecream, ah hell one for everyone,,, but Nature boi has to wash his ,er , hands! thats what i ment to say.

hmmmmmmmmmm I do too, get that "warm" fuzzy feeling.........Perhaps I may run a "controlled" test on this and get back with you ALL

WOOHOO, we all getting icecream's...

Now cookin I have another question:

I think i have a pornographic memory, do you think this could pose as a problem for me in future?

Yeh cookin!! And i want a copy of peachys memory bank. Can you get that for me?

lol, mutant!!! I am more than willing to share it with ya

Sorry for the delay Peachy in response to your question, and the answer is absolutely NOT hun, you are of a lucky few blessed with such a GIFT , and you should share it to those less fortunate, like perhaps IDIOT

Idiot step into my office sugar plum

i like the way peachys mind works
cookie, the other day i was bending over at the grocery store and ummmm my boob fellout of my bra, how does a girl recover gracefully after such a moment?

i would of said "oh she is just havin a peek around" and popped her back in!!!

LMTO peachy!!!!!!

hey when you have boobs it happens some time!!!

besides you made that guys day!!!! he got to see booies free of charge i doubt very much if he minded!

Thanks Peachy......I would have said THE SAME thing!!!! Peachy has been hired as my assistant while I am away LMAO!!!!!!!!

lol.....yeah call me Dr. Ruth

Dr. Ruth,

What should I do if my "beloved" pink dildo rabbit has died?????

Mmmmm serious matter indeed, process of elimination!

A) Shake it really hard maybe a loose connection
B) Try replacing the batteries
C) Make a telephonic order with the closest adult store, to be delivered via fedex wrapped in brown paper as to not arouse any suspicion from the neighbours.

(i say all of the above trying to impress my new boss)

D) Call me.

lmao ... 19 Does have a point there!!!

A) Also you dont need to check his batteries Cookin
B) Loose connections is common among males ... but at least the hydraulics work perfectly
c) lmao, if he gets delivered in brown paper it will attract loads of attention from your neighbours...but you could always just invite him over for dinner, nobody would blink an eyelid
D) i do believe that 20 is a worthy ummmm errrrmmm cause

From what i heard he is worthy.
a)Need no batteries
b)ALWAYS there for u
c)Can help ur girlfriends too
d)Ur hubby doesnt have to be home
e)..................................................??
f)..................................................??

19!!! stop blowing smoke up 20's ass already

lmao!!!

ok laidies heres my problem.......without putting my tits on my head how do i get guys to look at my eyes when we talk?