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PostSubject: Re: 7 word story   Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:51 am

a bag of lube, and tube of

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PostSubject: Re: 7 word story   Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:44 pm

OK peeps here is the whole story so far...................LMAO


Us nuts started a new forum. We are kookie and silly, Cookin has a hole in her roof that just wont be filled to her satisfaction. I guess she will just have to take another contractor with better tools. The rain has made her think of something else completely. She remembers that squirting contest she she entered and LOST against a saggy he she that cheated. He she was contemplating whether he she should become an underpants model. Buldge Hiders wEAR R us!!!!!! Yet she knew that her feminine side would never allow it. Later, She just cut her COCK off, blood shot out like a Martian orgasm. Cookin this requires way to much grey matter. Cookin hollars for Idiot to get the concrete truck warmed up to bury this dick that stole her title,her crown, her push up bra, her batteries and double-donged DILDO!!!!!!!! Tossing the cut-off man meat in the dumpster, she wanted to sew it back on, but because the thing was soooo darn hard the voices in cookins head were even moaning. My thoughts hurt! she screamed , and my pussy aches with wanton, filthy, nasty lust. Then suddenly, Cookin thought of a receipe for pecker pie.....one of cookies favorites Hold it! she screamed! Thats mine you You cock-sucker Cookin snatches the ingredients and rolls them between her hands. She has the power now,.SLUT! , Your finished BEEATCH.......she then places her cape & halo on and then goes to P.T.A meeting call the police cookin assumes the position legs spread wide she moans in ecstasy and then Sexadon chikes on a fuckin' hair wig! "How's that" hollars Dr. Phil..she screams, Dr. Philmeup, I want to be full of your "oprah"...Suddenly Cookin notices hotnsweet staring at his bald heads. She begins frothing at the mouth in anticipation hopin hotn would confuse cookins mounds for 2 big bags of happy cigarette filler material a cream filled cupcake and lick hungrily like fido and the peanut butter trick Cookin grabs a water bowl and kibble and serves the guests her finest meal. Dessert was then served after, A SURPRISE serving of Britney Spears was passed around! was that before or after her shower? Thats my pussy! Its pretty beat up ,as "bad to the bone" AC/DC played and then cookin take a big wooden stick and beat that pussy to a pulp. "My broke pussy" is #1 six months and now it's nothing but dead fish only one thing to do, sell them in the Bahgdad flea market over seas... for a discount price and a smile if you can unwrap a covered hairy catfish and withstand the awful putrid smell of the women there. Nature has seen such nasty pussy before many a times! Just then another vendor came forward selling Holy shit! There's bags of cocaine here! ive heard stories about men and cocaine the story started when one man buy....a bag of coke and lube then...................snorts the lube, and fucks the cocaine developing a new form of crack. He then decides to go shopping in the far from this place and he found.... a bag of lube, and tube of


here is where we start off at again.....

A bag of lube, and tube of

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PostSubject: Re: 7 word story   Mon 27 Apr 2009, 5:09 pm

ROTFLMTO!!!!!!!!oh shit werre funny.....ok back to the story.....
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PostSubject: Re: 7 word story   Mon 27 Apr 2009, 5:10 pm

oragel....just incase gumming becomes a problem
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PostSubject: Re: 7 word story   Tue 28 Apr 2009, 7:30 am

. a list of items are needed, such

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PostSubject: Re: 7 word story   Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:14 pm

as, visuals, my cocks numb from orajell
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PostSubject: Re: 7 word story   Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:17 pm

cookin wraps it in duct tape to

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PostSubject: Re: 7 word story   Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:50 pm

prevent the spreading of crabs and COOTIES

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PostSubject: Re: 7 word story   Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:58 pm

and stiffen it to size. Nature complains

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PostSubject: Re: 7 word story   Tue 28 Apr 2009, 3:07 pm

hell yeah, she taped my good nut
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PostSubject: Re: 7 word story   Tue 28 Apr 2009, 3:35 pm

peels tape off QUICKLY, pulling every cock

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PostSubject: Re: 7 word story   Tue 28 Apr 2009, 4:34 pm

pube off, leaving Nature looking like a

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PostSubject: Re: 7 word story   Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:45 pm

a bald floppy fish laying there groaning
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PostSubject: Re: 7 word story   Wed 29 Apr 2009, 4:38 am

and cookin looks damage she made and.....
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PostSubject: Re: 7 word story   Wed 29 Apr 2009, 6:43 am

graps her fish nets and puts them

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PostSubject: Re: 7 word story   Wed 29 Apr 2009, 7:14 am

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PostSubject: Re: 7 word story   Wed 29 Apr 2009, 7:17 am

biohazard bag, and mails to Idiots house

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PostSubject: Re: 7 word story   Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:18 am

idiot? idiot? must be checking the mail
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PostSubject: Re: 7 word story   Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:25 am

for his victorias secret calendar. Its better

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PostSubject: Re: 7 word story   Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:27 am

than Cookins kitchen calendar of spoons and

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PostSubject: Re: 7 word story   Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:30 am

mixer attachment demonstrations. Cookin shows herself handling

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PostSubject: Re: 7 word story   Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:35 am

an oven mitt with expert skills, and

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PostSubject: Re: 7 word story   Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:01 pm

posting on cookinNfriends with the other. She

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PostSubject: Re: 7 word story   Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:19 pm

has been known for her award-winning

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PostSubject: Re: 7 word story   Thu 30 Apr 2009, 1:50 pm

pictures, but cant figure out how to

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